Blow me DOTA 2 !

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS THE MOST PLAYED GAME IN THE WORLD

One of the more interesting aspects of games, besides actually playing them, is reading some of the mid blowing statistics that you can drum up with a bit of research. You've probably heard that at its peak, World of Warcraft had a whopping 12 million active players. Xbox Live is even higher with a total of over 40 million monthly subscribers. These stats pale in significance however, when compared with the gargantuan figures Riot games has released for League of Legends. As they put it, LoL is quite simply the most popular game in the world right now.
Taking that into consideration, when League of Legends is weighed up against WoW and Xbox Live, you get some crazy numbers. Over 70 million registered summoner names. An active monthly player base of 32 million. 12 million daily active players (over 50% more than instagram).

So yeah...UP YOURS DOTA 2 , YOU PIECE OF SHITE !

UPDATE !

Visual Upgrade: Nidalee, the Bestial Huntress

Many of you have been asking for a new look for Nidalee. We’re pleased to announce that we’ve heard you, and that you can expect a complete Visual Upgrade for the Bestial Huntress in an upcoming patch.

In addition to a new model for both lady and cougar, this update includes new animations and spell effects across both of her forms. We’ll also be upgrading the model and splash art for all of Nidalee’s skins, so you can enjoy the latest fashion, whether you’re a French Maid or a Pharaoh.

The next time you feel the need to go swiftly slinking through the brush, ready to pounce on an unsuspecting foe, do so knowing you look stunningly stylish.

Good Bye EU-NE , hello WEST !

I`m a LoL player. I freakin` love this game.It`s the best game of his type , shitting on HoN and DOTA 2.I`ve been playing it since beta and let`s say i`m an above adverage player.
But in the past hafl a year LoL has stoped being fun.Instead of relaxing me it just made me wanna quit all online gaming.
Why ? Cuz the community on EU-NE has gone to hell.The players are acting like monkeys on crack , have no skills and no desire to learn or to cooperate .
I stoped playing on EU-Ne for a week and just played matches on PBE and i was surprised in a good way of the quality of the players.
Since it`s PBE u kinda expect ppl to play crappy , but instead i`ve seen better players then in ranked.
But since the PBE has some problems now with the match making, i tryed a couple of games on normal. And by god , it was a mistake.It`s like Wold Of Warcraft all over again .....players who have NO CLUE what they are suppose to do , acting like 5 years old brats and cursing like freakin` sailors.I mean....calling me a n00b and a ks-er `cuz i saved his ass !? Or just `cuz i don`t go 1 vs 5 i`m a n00b ?

I`m a n00b cuz i can`t tank while playing an assassin ? I`m a n00b cuz i can use my spells the right way ? I`m a n00b cuz i have clarity on a mana hungry champion ? This is gettin really stupid and annoying really fast.
What does all of this mean ? Good players will leave , players over 18 will leave cuz this game seems to promote stupidity.
The tribunal is not working....at least it didn`t change the ppl i run into in games.Same stupid little kids with their stupid little atitudes and their stupid little flame.
I usually play with a m8 of mine and 99% of the games we`re carrying the whole team. And dear god if we have polish or russian players in our team....it`s insta-surrender-at-20 gameplay !
Let me give an example of what "normal games" are on EU-NE . I was playing Rengar and before i left my lane i had 2/0/1.All was nice and dandy.But when the team fighst started all went verry fast south. I went to help Lux and she literally left me to die vs Voli and Fiddle.She had full mana and full hp, but she decided that she really really needs to go back into base.

Second example : morgana vs 5 enemys ! After she died in 1 sec she called me n00b `cuz i didn`t join her in that kamikaze atack.Srsly ? Just `cuz she was that stupit must i be the same ?


So i decided to change relms. I moved to WEST. And dear baby jesus , the diference it`s bloody HUGE !
For the first time in at least half a year i had fun ! It didn`t matter if i won or lose , the game was FUN !
We won , but the game was entertaining , the enemys were good sports. I saw no cursing, no KS bullshit , no rage , nothing i was expecting after the EU-NE experience.
The game was played like it was made to be played , ppl helping each other , all buying wards and paying attention to the map ! It was EPIC !


DON~T STAY ON EU-NE ! Come to WEST !

Zed, the Master of Shadows

LORE
Zed is the first ninja in 200 years to unlock the ancient, forbidden ways. He defied his clan and master, casting off the balance and discipline that had shackled him all his life. Zed now offers power to those who embrace knowledge of the shadows, and slays those who cling to ignorance.

An orphan, Zed was taken in and trained by a great ninja master. Only one other student appeared to be Zed's equal - the master's son, Shen. It seemed Zed could never win the favor of the master, as every match between the rivals ended in a draw. Frustrated and jealous, he sought an advantage. The young ninja ventured into a sealed part of the clan's temple, where he found an ornate, foreboding box. Sensing the dark knowledge within, Zed knew he should not open it, but he peered inside nonetheless. In an instant, shadows touched his mind, revealing techniques that had long been hidden. Now armed with a secret edge, he challenged Shen, and this time he defeated the master's son. He expected praise and recognition in his moment of victory, but somehow the master knew Zed had used forbidden ways, and banished him.

Humiliated, the young ninja wandered for years. His bitterness turned to ambition, and he began to train others in the style of the shadows. As his power grew, so did his circle of followers, but he knew that without the box, his technique would never be perfect. One day, Zed looked at his followers and saw that his students were now an army. He led them back to the temple to claim his prize. At the gates, he was surprised to find the old master waiting, receiving Zed and his disciples as if they were welcome guests. The old man laid his sword at Zed's feet, declaring that he had failed Zed as his master. By banishing his former student, the master had doomed Zed to the shadows, instead of leading him to the balanced path. The old man implored Zed to enter the temple, destroy the box, and lead his followers to balance. The dark ninja followed the master inside. Moments later, the assembled ninjas heard Zed cry out in pain. Mysteriously, he emerged unscathed, and threw the severed head of the master at Shen's feet. Screaming in rage, Zed commanded his followers to slaughter the master's students and seize the box.

That day, the old ninja order fell. Though many students died, some escaped thanks to Shen's heroic efforts. Now the temple is a dark training ground for the Order of the Shadow. Zed rules as the Order's master, and his edict is simple: perfect one's technique, and kill all ninjas who refuse to embrace the shadows.

Abilities:
Contempt for the Weak (Passive): Whenever Zed attacks an enemy below 50% Health, he deals an additional 8% of their maximum Health as magic damage. This effect has a short cooldown.
Razor Shuriken: Zed and his shadow both throw their shurikens, dealing physical damage to any target they pass through. Each Shuriken deals less damage to targets beyond the first.
Living Shadow: Zed’s shadow dashes forward, remaining in place for a short duration. Zed’s shadow will duplicate his spells. Activating Living Shadow again while his shadow is active will cause Zed to switch positions with his shadow. If both Zed and his shadow strike the same target with Razor Shurikens or Shadow Slash, Zed regains some energy and the target suffers an additional effect: Razor Shurikens deal additional bonus damage and the slow from Shadow Slash is dramatically increased.
Shadow Slash: Zed and his shadow both create a burst of shadow, dealing physical damage to nearby enemies. Zed’s Shadow Slash slightly reduces the cooldown of Living Shadow by for each unit struck. The shadow’s Shadow Slash briefly slows enemies.
Death Mark: Zed sinks into the shadows and dashes to his target, dealing physical damage. He also spawns a Living Shadow beyond the target, which duplicates his spells and marks the target. After 3 seconds, the mark will detonate, dealing physical damage based on the damage dealt to the target by Zed and his shadow while the mark was active. Zed can reactivate this ability to switch positions with this shadow.

''Balance is a lie - we are the true ninjas.'' - Zed

N00bSaibot is back in this motherfucker !

New Skins !!!

New Skins in the new patch !
Brand , Elise , Fiora & Ryze

Elise , The Spider Queen !

LORE
Vicious and elegant, Elise's charismatic grace lures the innocent and greedy alike into her web of deceit. While her victims may discover her true intentions, no one has ever lived to reveal what dark secrets lie behind her enigmatic guise.

In dark halls, hidden from society, Elise preached the word of a mythical spider god. Her desperate followers hungered for the god's favor, believing its blessings to be the source of Elise's vibrance and power. When Elise proclaimed that she would lead a pilgrimage to the spider god's shrine, she selected only her most devout disciples to join her. Ecstatic, the chosen few followed her blindly as she led them on a perilous journey across the sea. When they came ashore at their final destination, the mysterious Shadow Isles, Elise led them to a cavern shrouded in webs. Expecting a shrine, the group looked to their priestess in confusion. She turned to the crowd and raised her arms in triumph, revealing strange, spiderlike legs that grew out of her back. Seeing her terrifying true form for the first time, Elise's followers turned to flee, but she conjured magical webs to trap them. With her victims ensnared, she turned to face the cave and uttered a screeching cry. An enormous undead spider-beast emerged from the darkness, dragging its hideous bulk on thick, pointed legs. Elise's followers could only scream as the monstrous spider ate them alive. She approached the sated creature, extracted its venom, and drank the strange substance. An immediate sense of rejuvenation flowed through her veins. With mortality delayed once again, Elise left to rejoin her congregation. They were overjoyed to hear that their fellows had chosen to remain at the spider god's sacred home. Elise reassured her disciples that she would lead another pilgrimage in due time. The spider god would be waiting.

Abilities
Abilities (Human form):
Spider Swarm (Passive): Elise’s Human Form spells will ready a spiderling when cast on an enemy.
Neurotoxin: Elise damages a target based on its current Health.
Volatile Spiderling: Elise releases a venom-gorged spiderling that explodes when it nears a target.
Cocoon: Elise fires a skillshot that stuns the first enemy struck.
Spider Form: Elise transforms into a menacing spider with new abilities. While in Spider Form, Elise deals magic bonus damage on attack and has increased Movement Speed, Armor, and Magic Resistance. Each level of her ultimate allows Elise to summon an additional spiderling.

Abilities
Abilities (Spider Form):
Spider Swarm (Passive): Elise summons her spiderlings to fight by her side. Spiderlings deal physical damage and take reduced damage from multi-target abilities.
Venomous Bite: Elise lunges forward and bites her target, slowing them and dealing bonus damage based on how low its Health is.
Skittering Frenzy: Elise and her spiderlings gain Attack Speed and heal her on each attack.
Rappel:
On enemy cast: Elise and her spiderlings ascend high into the air and descend upon an enemy target.
On ground cast: Elise and her spiderlings ascend high into the air, becoming untargetable for two seconds. Casting Rappel on a nearby enemy during this time will descend upon your target.
Human Form: Elise transforms into a human form with new abilities. Each level of her ultimate allows Elise to summon an additional spiderling.

"The truly faithful need not fear the spider's embrace." – Elise

UPDATE !

Update !

New League Of Legends changes !

Chestii noi in League of Legends !
Galio new artwork screen !
NEW SKINS FOR Twisted Fate , Maokai si Hecarim !

Twisted Tree Line Items Remake + Remake of the Map !

Turtle Power !

HELL YEAH ! TNMT are back ! I am a HUGE TMNT fan. I’ve watched all the shows and i loved the 2003 series (Remember the live action show with the female turtle. That show was a mix of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers…surprisingly lukewarm to be honest). I also read some of the original comic books, and those were excellent too. The video games? You bet. So I was excited to hear that a new cartoon was in the works, one problem though…it was being made for Nickelodeon. Don’t get me wrong, I like Avatar: The Last Airbender and its sequel The Legend Of Korra, but the rest of Nick`s productions are kinda lame. I feared that TMNT wouldn’t translate well in 2012 (Michael Bay’s production of TMNT anyone?).

But by god i was wrong ! The series looks so fresh , they made the genessis of the turtles just like in the comics and the show it`s funny beyond beliefs ! There some big name actors were voicing two of the turtles; Jason Biggs and Sean Astin for starters as Leonardo and Raphael. Then I heard that the original voice actor that did Raphael (Rob Paulsen) is doing Donatello, and I made up my mind that I had to give this show a chance.

Visual Upgrade: Twisted Fate, the Card Master

Discutam cu niste prieteni , cu care joc LoL , despre preluarea unor chinezi a RIOT-ului.Aveam toti unele indoieli , bazate in mare parte pe chestii concrete si experiente neplacute cu prietenii nostri halitori de orez. Si uite ca indoielile noastre nu s`au adeverit si chestia asta ma bucura. Faptul ca imbunatatesc aspectul jocului ma bucura , faptul ca au ascultat cominutatea si au schimbat artwork-urile ma face sa cred ca mai exista companii care mai au o ureche din cand in cand indreptata spre jucatori. [ nu ca ...hm..BlizzzShit de exemplu` ] Probabil cea mai buna miscare pe care au facut`o e upgrade-ul unor eroi vechi, atata visual cat si in depth. Azi este randul lui TF.

Eu nu am jucat TF niciodata.M`a atras ideea din spatele eroului , dar design-ul oribil , animatiile demne de mario m`au facut sa il evit pana in momentul de fata. In poza de mai jos se pot observa o parte din schimbarile care or sa fie implementate in urmatorul patch. O singura chestie nu o inteleg....his dance...is that Gangman style!?

League Of Legends facelift !

Click the pic to enlarge it ! Se schimba UI-ul ! O fi bine ? O fi rau ? Mie unu` imi place noul "look" , pare mai aerisit , mai placut ochiului.Si nu in ultimul rand , pare protoss-ish ! Am avut oarece dubii fata de baietii chinezi care au preluat LoL-ul , dar pana acum fac o treaba foarte buna !

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Captain Caveman learns to dance !

More really really soon ! ^^ No , despre Cpt CaveMan o sa postez ceva mai tarziu. Acum vreau sa abordez un al subiect.Si anume cretinii . M`am saturat.E oficiala treaba , mi`a ajuns pana peste urechi. Ce anume ? Cretinii cu impresii ! Pur si simplu` s`a umplut paharul si simt nevoia sa il golesc.So here it goes ! Cica se facea ca era o zi frumoasa de toamna si JE are inspiratia de a incerca un meci de League of Lozerz.Totul bine si frumos pana aici , dar cum JE e un animal social , am zis sa vad cine mai e online in za Lozerz list. Inainte de a vizualiza prea bine listutza , primesc invite de la un zeu , un god al League of Luzerz , un Chuck Norris all gangurilor ! Era prea maretul Vrillea , cutezatoru` moldovan din exil ! Simtindu`ma umilit de privilegiu` de a ma alatura unui asemena PRO am dat accept.Alaturi de cutezatorul Vrillea se afla MrEgypt , un ins tacut si pasnic. Dar cum maretia lui Vrillea era coplesitoare am simtit nevoia de a ma sprijini pe cineva, asa ca l`am invitat automat de Captain caveman , frate de cruce cu Sandokan si Cerbu` in Calduri ! Fiind in aproape echipa completa am inceput lupta epopeica care ne`a cauzat foarte multe satisfactii cu minus . Sub mana ferma dar iubitoare a lui Vrillea am failuit cum doar el poate vs boti. Tin sa ii multumesc maritului Vrillea pt urmatoarele lectii predate de el azi : - 1. ca sa fii pro ca Vrillea tre sa fii inutil si sa vb mult - 2. ca sa fii pro ca Vrillea tre sa farmezi mereu in loc sa`ti ajuti coechipierii ! - 3. ca sa fii pro ca Vrillea tre sa fugi dintr`un team fight cand ai 80% hp ! - 4. ca sa fii pro ca Vrillea tre sa iti alegi doar eroi cu care nu stii sa joci ! - 5. ca sa fii pro ca Vrillea tre sa iti alegi doar eroi squishy cu toate ca experienta si coechiperii iti spun sa nu o faci ! - 6. ca sa fii pro ca Vrillea tre sa iti induci coechipierii in eroare !

D3 suxx !

Din seria , Diablo 3 suge si e un kkt de joc menit sa mulga bani de la imbecili care nu se prind cand cineva le trage o tzeapa lunga groasa noduroasa , avem urmatoarea poza :

Diablo 3 sucks ballz ! Try Path Of Exile !

Diablo 3....dupa multi ani Blizzard a reusit sa scoata al 3lea joc din seria Diablo. Am fost sceptic cand am intrat in beta si din pacate mi`au fost confirmate temerile. D3 sufera crunt de sindromul WoW. A se preciza ca am jucat WoW timp de mai bine de 6 ani....si am observat declinul inceput cu WotLK.WoW a devenit din ce in ce mai retard friendly, din ce in ce mai usor , din ce in ce mai plin de copkii cretini de 10 ani cu acces la internet si la cardu` lu` taticu` . Ei bine , D3 sufera de aceeasi problema...si sincer nu e o continuare demna de Diablo 2.De ce ? Cu liniuta de la capat : - art-stylu` lu` peste prajit din WoW pute de la o posta....eroii semanand cu o adunatura de personaje dintr`un anime prost. Diablo ar trebui sa fie dark , scary , depresiv.D3 e....exact opusul ! - timeplay foarte scurt. D3 are 4 acte , ultimul fiind incredibil de scurt.pe dificultatea normala , dai gata un act in 5 ore MAXIM, asta daca pierzi timpu` cascand ochii la...nu gasesc la ce..pt ca jocul arata cel putin slab. - grafica...e slaba...similara pe alocuri cu Titan Quest , un joc lansat in 2006. - nu poti juca D3 daca nu ai conexiune la internet si nu esti logat pe serverele Blizz.Mie sincer mi se pare ce`a mai mare cretinitate. Daca serverele sunt off, daca iti pica netu` sau daca iti iei disconnecturi pe banda rulanta cum s`a intamplat in seara asta...e ca si cum nu ai avea jocul....joc pe care l`ai platit. Dai bani si o freci la rece...bravos Blizz! - camera e total imbecila. In D2 aveai un sentiment de claustrofobie / panica pt ca nu puteai sa ridici camera PANA IN SATELIT.In D3 vezi mobii de la 11 km distanta , stii ce se afla dupa fiecare colt... - AH cu bani reali....ce inseamna asta ? Pustiulica de 10 ani care are pe mana cardu` lu` mamica poate sa`si cumpere cu "ieuroi" sau "dolarei" best gear fara sa "munceasca" ca restu`...Iar cireasa de pe tort e ca 15% din banii reiesiti din astfel de tranzactii intra in buzunaru` celor de la Blizz...yeah...fuck u blizz, FUCK U ! In concluzie , D3 e un fel de WoW si mai simplificat , un no brainer lipsit de atmosfera atribuita titlului de Diablo. Dar slava zeilor ca exista Path of Exile ! O firma mica, intitulata Grinding Gear Games din Noua Zeelanda a reusit sa scoata o bijuterie de joc , adevaratul succesor al lui Diablo 2. PoE reuseste sa faca ceea ce D3 nu a reusit.Are acelasi feel dark / gorry ca D2 , are un talent tree superb si o economie geniala.Din nou , cu liniuta de la capat : - lootul din diablo e 90% useless crap.il vinzi la vendor , faci tone de gold care intr`un final nu te ajuta cu nimic. In PoE nu exista gold sau altfel de bani. In schimb, ORICE loot poate fi schimbat la vendor pt diferite iteme extrem de folositoare cum ar fi portal scrolls ,identify scrolls , diferite orburi care modifica statusuri, etc. - D3 arata cartoony..similar cu WoW.PoE e dark, creepy, gory ! Exact cum un joc din seria Diablo ar trebui sa arate.Si arata MULT MAI BINE CA D3 din toate punctele de vedere. - talent treeul din PoE e GIGANTIC. Iar skilurile sunt niste gemuri care se soketeaza in iteme.Asta inseamna ca daca de exemplu` am un personaj melee si gasesc un gem cum ar fi Rise Zombie , il pot folosi .Nu exista clase batute in cuie. Poti fi un tank cu ark si speluri .Combinatiile sunt superbe si f multe ! - potiuni...in Diablo cumperi potiuni cu nemiluita.In PoE potiunile se auto incarca in timp ce omori mobi. - PoE o sa fie MOCA [ momentan in beta cu doar 2 acte - este deja mai lung decat D3 - ! Nu il cumperi , nu platesti lunar, nu poti cumpara iteme care sa`ti dea un avantaj in fata unui alt jucator care nu investete bani in joc. Concluzia ? D3 e un joc dumbed down care sufera grav de sindromul WoW . Dezamagitor...dar in ultimii ani Blizzard a dezamagit mai mereu.... EDIT : Dintr`un motiv imbecil postarea nu arata cum ar trebui...adica asa :

Update

Captain`s log .Stardate 09032012,5 juma...Sau ceva de genu`....
A trecut ceva vreme de cand nu am mai postat ceva .Lenea e de vina , cel mai probabil , pt ca subiecte ar fi.Multe, marunte , comice sau imbecile.Clar subiecte sunt dar ce sa`i faci...lenea ruleaza fin , mai fin ca Maria Ioana cu ceva Choco peste.
De la ultimu` "entry" s`au intamplat destule chestii relativ importante in my life...i`m single again [ yey , no more brain dmg for me ! ] , m`am ingrasat cu vre`o 5 kile si mi`am lasat barba ! De azi ma voi numi....nu Janeluc Picard...ci Richer , sau Nambar uan mai bine !
Si pe langa chestiunile ubber importante de mai sus , in putinu` timp liber pe care`l mai am...slakuiesc cat cuprinde. And god , it feels awsome ! E incredibila sensatia pe care o ai cand pur si simplu` decizi sa faci..nimic. Zero absolut , nada , ciu-ciu cum ar zice unu` , slakin` la puterea 100 !
Iar cand nu am preocuparea asta ubber importanta...ma joc. Iar in ultima vreme am butonat urmatoarele :

- Saints Row The3rd : cuz it`s bloody funny and it`s the only game u can kill ppl with a 1,2m purple dildo as a melee weapon ! A, da , si GTA 4 e un KKT de joc !
- Terraria : cuz it`s beyond epic !
- League Of Legends : cuz dota iz for retards , dota2 it`s dota1 with a fucked up look...
- James Bond : Blood Stone : cuz it`s freakin` epic ! Best Bond game EVER !
- World of Tanks : for mother Russia ! KV powaaa !
- Shank 2 : in portii mici pt ca e prea bun si prea scurt!
- Star Trek online : cuz i`m a StarTrek fan and StarWars TOR e un kkt la capitolul pvp/pve !
- Mass Effect 3 : pure awsomeness !

End of log.....for now :P